Is Michael Cera even real or is he an experiment put into action by Hollywood?
I actually don’t think Michael Cera ever wanted to be an actor, he just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time and once he got into it he could never leave so now he just plays along
I feel like he’s an alien trying to fit in by doing the things he thinks people do.
- Cops: That's illegal to possess. I'll be taking that.
- Cops: Speeding is illegal. That's what I sped up to your car to tell you.
- Cops: You can't use a phone will driving! Now I'm going to go run your plates on my dashboard laptop.
- Cops: *points gun at you* PUT DOWN YOUR WEAPON!
- Cops: *throws you to ground* *punches you in the head* STOP RESISTING!
- Cops: If it weren't for us, anybody could just rob, rape, or kill you! *takes all the money in your house, rapes and kills you*